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Pokémon Quartz #24


So this is a Mana Nest?

It’s alright, I suppose… nothing special though…

Pretty bright for the inside of a cave though… 

Well, I guess I’ll just poke around and-


That is… some sort of sphere-thing, I guess… 



Does this Pokedex have a ‘proper English’ setting?


Thank ye kindly Ninja Caterpie. 


That can’t possibly be a Dragon-type…




It isn’t… 

All it is is a freaking failure.


There are trainers here, too!?

Is nowhere sacred…



So far I’ve only seen that disappointing Progon… Not too magical, if you ask me. 


Why not?


That outfit is ****ed up beyond belief… How does that help with training dragons?


It’s a Progon. 



Another…?


And I didn’t expect you to be so weak. 



Are you on drugs…?

Well I guess it’s time to continue on and-


Didn’t I see you before…?




UNORIGINALITY!


Okay… I’m tired of all the damn encounters in this cave…


Yippee!

Well I’m pretty sure I’m near the exit by n-


****!


Have you ever heard of ‘respecting your elders’?


…be a bone?


Don’t you pretend that you don’t know who I am… I’ve foiled your damn organization like four times…


You’re such a jerk…


Oh god… more people…


What’s a reward hunter? Do they find lost things to collect the rewards?


Shouldn’t you come here…? You are chasing them and all…


God… more of the crazy outfits… THIS ISN’T A JRPG!



You’d think that Ambrosio, being a major villain and all, would have his own sprite, and… not look like a generic grunt… 



Oh Band Ambar… you’re so ill-prepared…




I sense fleeing in the near future…


And then they ran… I must be psychic or something…


Do I look like some mentally challenged Russian business-mechanic to you?


Oh wow! She’s actually waiting for my name! My name is Ste-


****.


Shouldn’t you question me? I have a lot of information about Band Ambar.


Well, I heard your earlier introduction, so I’m good. 


I know… Does no one in Corna listen!?


Well I didn’t actually say anything… but why?








Oh what! You were serious!?

You Cornians don’t understand danger, do you?



I know, and I’ll be avoiding it. 



“Let’s on our hand”?




I have a sinking suspicion that I’ll have to deal with her again… 


I heard about you back at the last town. 



The only dragon I’ve seen in here is Progon… and I wouldn’t consider that a dragon… 



Oh again with the science of magic…




What’s the danger in studying an old bone…?


And I bet it involves magic too…


Ah… Boar Hill…

Wait…

Wait a second…

There’s something wrong…

Boar… Baro…

OH HELL!

O___________________________________O

Baro and Boar use the same letters!

I have to get the hell out of here…


Err… You just saw me walking out…

…moron.


Even the young are confrontational in Corna…


What happened to that poor Phanpy…?


It was inevitable. 



You mean there are real dragons in there? Maybe I’ll head back someday… 


Damn…


How the hell would I know? I’m not a farmer.


But you are…

Shouldn’t you know about this kind of crap?


Brrrd’s better. 


’tis true. 


What is with you people and your magic?


Whatever helps you sleep at night.


That’s just not right. 


Okay… time to see where I head next…


Hmmm… looks like I can get to that city in the center of the island… but I’d have to pass through…


…MT. NIVEOUS.

Well I guess there’s no helping it, I’d better get going…


I don’t like you, Jose…



That was like a week ago… should I care anymore?


I knew that it was your Ghost Scope. 



I did, at that. 


Flattery will get you nowhere, Jose…

Oh, I lie… flattery will get you everywhere… How great am I, again?





I thought Devon made their own Pokeballs…?


Yay, I guess…



‘kay.


Does that mean you think I want to be gay with you!? ’cause I don’t swing that way, Jose… not one bit.

Well, whatever… I guess I’ll just check that Ball he gave me…


Like I’ll ever catch anything that I already have… one of each abomination is more than enough for me. 

The journey to the foot of Mt. Niveous will be long and fraught with danger… I’d better be cautious, lest something horrible will happen to me. Well I guess I’d better prepare for any and every possibility… I don’t know how long it will take me to travel all the way to-


Well… here I am…

Sort of anticlimactic…

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