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Pokémon Quartz #27


Hmm… I wonder how those waterfalls don’t free-


How the hell did you find me!?


I think you know just as much as I do. 


Thank you for the update, Captain Obvious. 



So those waterfalls are so cold that they bend space and time…? 


I don’t trust you, Advicer… 


Oh my god! THE WATERFALLS ARE ONTO ME!


Oh… it’s just a guy leaping forth from the waterfall at me… 



I’d prefer not to…


Strange name. 


Didn’t we already have this titanic battle before?


This doesn’t seem right… 


There is something definitely wrong with that. 


Jerk.


That’ll show you. 


That doesn’t make any sense… 



It’s nice to see that you have a basic understanding of temperature. 


I wonder what happens when you step on the ice… 



OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD


…well now we know…






It’s actually fun when you know that it’s coming. 



Stupid Gym Leaders and their puzzles… 



Hmm… I wonder where that hole leads to… 


Oh god… I’m scared. 


Damn…



Who built this place…?



Ah… back to the upper level. 


Oh god!


But… I’m normal. 


“Ashly”… 


I think you know how this turned out. 


His eye is BLEEDING.


Down to the abyss you go. 



Buh-bye.



Should I take that as an insult? 


I prefer spending my time… y’know…out of water that could give me hypothermia.


Yeah… that’ll help in the gym… 



Looks like we have someone shooting for the title of Captain Obvious. 


…another very odd name…

And he went down like a sack of potatoes. 


That is… not how a sneeze sounds like. 


That’s the ticket. 



Actually… being cold doesn’t give you a cold. 


It’s Roco’s time to shine. 



Well the leader is most likely this wa-


Oh god!


I hate ice.



That isn’t the way… 


Hmmm… I guess I have to get down there…



Oh joy… another one.




I guess I’d better leave before he spots-


-me…

Damn.


That name is freaking moronic…



I love Color Change. 


Err… what?

Didn’t I just kill you…? 


ohai thar Ditto-cat


Bai! 


No… 

They’re laying down in a crumpled heap right there…


There’s a trick…?


I’m really not to interested…


Oh come on!


I’ll just leave an let you continue your counting… ‘kay?


Err… what? 


Oh these names… 


They’re still migrating! It must be obliterated! 


And it has psychic powers! 


The world is now safe.

…but for how long? 


It’s true. 



Yeah, you think that the Advicer would have told me that… 


Hmmm… I’ll try left.



Oh god… finally. 


Time to win this thing. 



That is everyone’s problem.

They all underestimate me. 


Well… as I don’t have a fireplace, I assume the hearth would be a little cool. 


…okay? 



I’ve… errr… heard that. 




I thought that you were a nudist!?

And I think I’m holding up to the cold a little better than you are.  I don’t need a parka.


I’ve dealt with your kind before… 



Not super effective enough, it seems… 


That attack is definitely overpowered at this level…




She ran out of PP. 



Why does everyone else ahve such better attacks…?



I think that that’s the evolution of the thing who’s eye was bleeding… 

Doesn’t look much like an Ice-type…



Holy hell. 



What I said before…


Be my sacrifice, Justin!



You did good, Justin…




I don’t know what I was thinking… 


I wonder what I should do…?


This. 


Still worth it…



That is… actually pretty cool looking. 





Darn you nonsensical weaknesses!



(Missed my chance to take the screen, but Bobeguin used Surf… I think you know what that led to… )


*sigh*

TRY NUMERO TWO!




It’s not very effective. 


Oh, darn you… 


TAKE THAT!


I wonder what I’m going to do…?

Oh, I remember!


This.


I don’t know how Selfdestruct can be Critical, but I like it. 


Still worth it. 




Serenade the penguin, UNHOLYbear!


Weaken her defenses, my unholy seductress…


Damn… Hopefully I weakened her enough…



See! I’m smart.


Make that double-smart. 


Aww… that’s not very nice…


Another sacrifice from Justin. 



TEH-PRO’s back… 




I won!?


told you that you were underestimating me.



Err… what about my Badge?





For me, it will always symbolize how I kicked your ass. 


Nice name…? 




More puns… 





Then why would you have it? 

I don’t understand you Cornians…




Don’t most moves tire Pokemon out… to some extant, at least?


I suppose…? 


I guess that next time I’ll check out where I can go inside of that random lava area… Maybe I’ll get to meet the hermit that is always on fire?

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