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Pokémon Quartz #28


Alright, first I’ll go heal up quickly, then head to the path that goes through an ice-covered volcano. 


****!

I have to get out of here, no!


Who!? Who told you!?

Was it Ramon? Did Ramon sell me out!?

If that whiny b*** did… his punishment will be unending…


I can’t say that I return the sentiment… 


TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!

Please take it back…



My insides are sore… 


You raped me. You raped my mouth with your mouth, and I don’t think I will ever recover… 





Being able to get past the molemen’s invisible walls doesn’t make up for what you just did to me… It will already take years of therapy to ever feel even the least bit clean again… This doesn’t even put a dent in it…


…and? 


Oh god!

Err… I think I’ve emptied my stomach… 

It was still rape, though.


Please don’t say that! Please!

My therapist will already have enough to deal with without this being added to it… 


Thanks for backing me up for once, phone… I don’t think I could take hearing any-


WHY PHONE, WHY!?



Thank god…


Y’know… if there was a ‘Suicide’ button I’d have pushed it long ago… 


Seems there was a little bit of acid left in there. 


Old man… Why the hell didn’t you help me!?

I was over there screaming for help, and you didn’t even turn in my direction!

God, how I hate Cornians…


I keep expecting Ran to come bursting out from somewhere… this sucks. 


We’ve been through this, phone…

We’re going to see the strange volcano hermit…

Can you just listen to me for once, instead of talking for me!?


Yeah, I think I need another Badge to do that, though… Let’s just go to see the hermit, like I said. 


Not nearly long enough, phone… Baro and Ran still know where I am…


So many horrible, disgusting, things…


Oh the horror… the horror…


See what?




Wow, phone… It seems like everyone is shooting for Captain Obvious around here.



Good joke, phone… Everyone is stronger than Ramon.

And I mean it, too… everyone.


Wait, what!?

Is that my name? You’d think that I would know my own last name… 

Anyways I guess we’re off to Clouda-

Hey! We’re going to meet the hermit, whether you like it or not, phone!


God… Don’t you guys hate it when your phone tries to manipulate you?


These things make it very convenient when you have no intention of going back. 


Time to meet the hermit! 

I find it odd that I’m so excited about this…


How I loathe you, lava…


So we meet again… rock. 




But… I was told that he would be on fire… I hate being misled by strangers…


Oh my god! He’s insane!

Please don’t hurt me, Mr. Hermit… 


Oh god! He wants my cookies!


Yes, yes, just please leave me be…


I will be a great warrior because I’m generous with my cookies…?




What’s a ‘mush’? Is it some form of mushroom, maybe? 


I think that at your age it’s kind of a lost cause… 


He has to be one of the most insane individuals I have ever met…


This doesn’t help at all… 


Remember… it’s a tiny bird doing all of this… 


Good job, Brrrd… Good job…


He… hasn’t moved… 


OKAY! 



…okay…? 


I’m very disturbed by the fact that if I were to push this rock forward I would be stuck in this cave for all eternity… 


Well… that was… interesting, I suppose. 

To the desert, then!


Nice to see that the invisible talking wall dissipates when I have this ticket in my possession. 


Oh great… sand in my eyes… 



I thought your god was the pillars in that gym…?

You molemen are so damn inconsistent…


‘kay?


Haha… tile errors…


THE SAND IS BOWING DOWN TO BARO, NOWHERE IS SAFE!


Don’t say it, we don’t know what will hap-


Shut up you idiot! He might be able to see us here. 

We musn’t draw his attention…



I hate sand storms… 


And I don’t have a clue what type that thing could be… 



Not Ground or Rock, apparently…


Feed on the energy of your foes, TEH-PRO…


Err… what?




I think you know what it is, and are just trying to aggravate me…



And why are we battling?


u ugly


I hate Accuracy-reducing moves!



So… you aren’t a Ground-type, then…?



But just effective enough


Not really… just one scientist…


ohai thar spiderballoon




^Atomic Reactor^

Sorry it isn’t a decent Water-type…


The desert has carved swastikas in itself!

Or maybe that was just the Sorcerer, exerting his control?


I guess the swastikas are actually quicksand… 


Huh? No. I feel perfectly fi-


Holy hell! What’s happening to me!?


How did I get back here…?

I’m frightened.


I guess this is my chance to capture on of you… apparently your evolution is even more unseemly… If that is even possible… 




Enjoy.


I’m not falling for it this time, swasti-sand…


Nice job, Justin, crack that skull!


You again?


Wouldn’t that make you crazy too…? You are trying to go through it, also.


There’s a podium for craziness?



I don’t know if that was meant to be cute or not. O_O


I am, at that.



Depends on whether you bought it from a reputable dealer, or not… 


What, in the name of Baro, is this?



Err… chaos isn’t a pain-giving force… it’s more of a chaos-giving force. 



These things go down almost too easily…


I probably wouldn’t have used it anyways… 


Err… is it?



Oh you Cornians and your crazy myths…


I wonder… 


This one is safe, apparently. 


Is this supposed to mean anything?


This seems familiar… 


Hey, Hellraiser.


Oops. 


Hey, again.




I didn’t realize my mistake until after I had finished. 


Do you guys need symbols for everything…?

I imagine that somewhere the ancient symbol for ‘puppy’ is inscribed in some ancient text.


I doubt it.



I was right to doubt it. 


Nice to see that your fireside is nice and orderly, I suppose… 


I thought it was a lady, or something… 


Well… what do we have here?




So do we choose to take the Feather?




…or do we choose to take the Hair?

Be sure to post your suggestion. 

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