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Pokémon Quartz #37


I flipped a coin to decide between this and Flatu. 

(Thanks Minun.)

I wonder what else lives he-


Darn…



Ugh… that makes it sound like I’m doing something sick and wrong. 




The power of Nixon. 


I don’t know… I just got here… 


Oh god! 

It’s a witch! 

…another one…


I have a choice!? 


Evidently not… 


Hmmm…


DROWN IT, NIXON!


Apparently all of its masks are equally horrifying…


Actually… it was just old fashioned kickass… 



RALTS… KIRLIA… GARDEVOIR!

So why are we doing this?


For no reason at all, evidently… 



Oh god! Don’t trust Baro’s bridges!



Well aren’t you helpful! 

What is this guy up to…?


You’re nothing but a dirty rotten liar!

This calls for some…


RAGE OF THE DRAGON!



’twas bound to happen. 


I wish that I had… 

Bastard.



Wow… thanks for the lesson in basic type matching, I’ve only gotten this far because of luck. 


W-what tree…?


You…

…look oddly familiar. 




UNORIGINALITY! 


Damn those cats… 


How do those people leave their house? 


I see hair floating on the grass! 


‘Fained’…? 


So… you aren’t going to clarify?


Your fainted Pokemon make for a very nice landscape, if I do say so myself. 

I still don’t know about my ‘fained’ Pokemon, though…



Yeah, towns built near a place called “the Death Lands” are quite scenic this time of year, I hear…


F*** YOU CATS!


Damn…

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With… some cardboard with a tree drawn on it?


Oh god! 

They can multiply… 


“Andreu”? 



Apt, I s’pose…


Well… good luck. 



No berries will grow here, ever again. 



Oh god… not this question…


Lie, Steven! Lie your way out of your problems…


I agree with the phone!



Why’d you give me this? 


OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!? 

The Sorcerer can see me even here…


You’re telling me that you didn’t hear Baro just there? 


I thought we were going to battle?

I can’t dance…


I think he actually might be a stripper…


Sweeet. 


That right there is a contradictory statement, sir.


Who are you kidding? 

We’ll never see each other again, and you know that.


Oh the berries…


So many berries.


I love this place. 


I’m out of the jungle! 

No more disease!

…or cats…


I knew that it was coming… but still…


One more thing that Cornians cannot do.

Build roads.


Is this Corna’s equivalent of the deep South? 


He was so weak I won’t dignify the battle with any screens.


OKAY!


You know what happened…

I took the berries…



Apparently there are rules to the White Road… 

I must have missed the sign…


Apparently I did…


Is that Band Am-


ohai thar not-Gerard Butler


I’m just that bold. 


The unwritten rule of the road…



You know what?

Screw ’em, I’ll leave them ’til later.



So Baro’s influence reaches even here… 


Darn you Baro, ruining my fun. 


I’ve hear rumors…



Maybe? 


I suppose it is. 



Very much so, I want a Pikachu! 




What if I don’t want to use a PokeBlock Case…? 

I guess I’ll head on to the next town… 


HOLY ****!

HANG THE HELL UP! 



I’m realizing that you define the word ‘friend’ quite loosely…

That too… 


I think the call was dropped. 



Wait… what?

How can you possibly know that? 


They told many, many, dirty jokes… 


A ‘mistery’?





That looks nothing like a Nole, you crazy Sorcerer… 



If you say so, Baro…

He’s freaking insane.





You aren’t going to finish the conversation…?



God… that was an ordeal

I guess I’ll sit here and cry for a couple of hours…

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