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Pokémon Quartz #39






That. Was. Awesome


Err… you aren’t from around here, are you? 

Translation (sort of): Hello! I am a French artist!


Translation (sort of): I express myself with dots.


Yeah… I don’t speak none of that there Frenchy-speak.

Translation (sort of): Excuse me? I don’t speak any English.

NOTE: All translations are from what I can remember from nine years of French… sadly not a lot.


Museums sometimes have neat things in them. 


So the Sorcerer is now taking over the art world!?

I am very frightened…

…and more than a tad nauseous…

Hopefully it’s better than it seems…



I know… 





Screw it, I don’t think my fragile grip on sanity could take it…


Ah… time for some ego-stroking. 


My name’s probably on there… or it had better be soon.


It is fun to beat others to a bloody pulp, I have to admit.



Apparently defeating a criminal organization time and time again doesn’t make you the least bit famous in Corna…



The crazy gardener thinks he’s some sort of Greek god?

Seriously?




Maybe if I let Vin and Kabalaluchko interview me they would know my name…? 


…is…?


Check. 


QUADRUPLE check. 


Ehh… that one’s sort of iffy… 



Screw you little girl… I fulfill two of three, I should at least be considered. 

Maybe the rest of the town will be better…?

Not likely though…



Ohoho… you and your sorcerous references, Baro.

Is there an abominable Mew underneath it?

I don’t think I even want to check…



Why should I care, all I know is it’s been stolen and apparently it belonged to ‘ye olde Aztecs’… 


…the hell?



Apparently not your genes… 




Corna shouldn’t surprise me like this any more… 

It does, though…



Playing? 

They’re just standing in a circle repeating that they like to mix records…

Cornian zombies…?




I doubt zombies can learn new skills, ma’am.


And how proud your parents must be… 



I suppose so…

Maybe she’ll give me one of those ‘cases’ so I can go catch non-Cornian Pokemon!?


Why wouldn’t I be? It’s not like you’re going to unload all of the secrets of the universe on me…

…are you?














Huh, what? 

I didn’t know it was possible to sleep while standing…


Hopefully it wasn’t important… 


****.


Why would I go there?


Yeah… like I just asked.

Damn these insane Russian business-mechanics and their insanity.


Apparently Band Ambar lives in the sewers…?



That would sure be convenient if I needed it.

But I don’t.


Cornians suck at anything that involves construction… 

…did they build the house around the family…?



Yeah… it’s so easy to miss a large lake with a medieval castle on an island when it’s right next to the town… 


F*** YOU CAT!

I know where you live.


Things are turning up!



They get covered in sewage, then go home and get yelled at for being covered in sewage? 



I think I was closer with my answer…

Things are turning down…



No.


I guess you have to go to the basement to get your prizes…?



It’s in the ocean! 

I guess we can agree on one thing though… the police here don’t have a clue.



Sorry for what? 

Damn those Ambars. 



That’s the spirit! 


Oh, sorry! I’ll just step out of the-



That wasn’t very nice. 


COME TO THE WHITE WHOLA INN AND STAY IN THE SAME ROOM AS FIVE OTHER STRANGERS! ALSO: COME DOWN TO OUR BASEMENT TO GET YOUR PRIZES!


Kind of cramped…






Oh how ‘ironic’ that a guy named ‘Doctor Sleep’ would give away the TM for Rest… 


Just when I thought the day had reached its lowest point… 



Apparently I was right about Band Ambar living in the sewers!

Wait…

Wait…

Wait…

‘Secret Base’…

THEY MUST HAVE A SUBMARINE OR HELICOPTER, OR SOME OTHER FORM OF TRANSPORTATION! 

I must find it.



Aren’t sewers meant to transport sewage to treatment plants and such…? 




Perhaps?

Wouldn’t the police know this, since it’s apparently common knowledge here?


This isn’t going to make the day any better… 


…the hell?


Well you’re insane then, it’s quite obvious.



Yeah Whola! Use your teeth to CRUNCH his bones! 


Oh god… it sounds like Baro’s Lab… 



Apparently it’s a very special Whola…



Again! 


I’m going to the sewers to steal anything of yours I need.



What the hell?


HUFF!



You could be a freakin’ comedian!


At this point these are pretty much useless. 


I don’t feel like it though… 




Yeah… having them make faces at each other is going to toughen then up real fast, eh? 


I’m starting to think that this isn’t really a sewer… 

If it’s a sewer shouldn’t it be connected to the city in some way, not just be in a cave near the town?

I just don’t understand this place…


Yeah… this is definitely not a sewer… 


Definitely not Band Ambar’s secret base, either… 
____

Next time I’ll fight my way through Band Ambar’s ‘secret’ hideout and such.

Also, remember that if you have anything for the LP I’d love to post it as bonus content. 

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