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Pokémon Quartz #8

I can’t wait to battle the leader! I’m sure it’ll be a great challenge, and-


What sort of disease of the brain does she have?

That won’t help you Cricoon.

I love critical hits…


You don’t know what you’ve gotten yourself into…

Told y-

You… you’re still asleep…

Your unnamed items couldn’t save you.

Well… moving on then.


Oh god, he’s going to flash me!

Oh, that makes sense. Might actually be uglier than what I was preparing for.

Could somebody explain how a sound misses?

Serenade him sweetly, UNHOLYbear!

My abomination against nature is stronger than your worm.

I could.



I know, there was a sign outside…


Because they are! 

No… I’m quite sure that insects rely almost entirely on instict

I don’t need to be smart… I have a type-chart!

As would I.

Oh… I was hoping to see something new… not another sperm.

Make the sperm love you UNHOLYbear!


Double damn.

I guess Yahtzee’s up now!



You didn’t see what happened to your buddy? *sigh* I guess it’s time to-



:O I thought this was a Bug-type Gym!

This should be easy.

Unless you’re half Rock-type…


Okay… my team’s dead, TRY NUMBER TWO!

-htzee used Wing Attack!

I love Critical hits… so very much.

Justin sacrificed himself so I could-

-heal up UNHOLYbear.

This never gets easier to look at. 

That doesn’t get easier, either.

This isn’t so bad…

Uh-oh… I have a bad feeling about-

-this… Damn.

It’s obvious how this turned out…

No comment.

I guess I have to go fight her again… *sigh*

Well here we are…

Let’s try a slightly different strategy… I’ll Attract him first, in case he wakes up.

Sleep, ugly Steel-Bug-thing…

Please… stay asleep.

I told you! Stay asleep!


-Several (Ten minutes worth) of turns pass, wherein I lower his defense to the lowest possible and take a small chunk of damage out him-

Then this happens. 

Have I told you how much I love Critical hits?

Not really. 

Yes I am.

Baro likes acronyms. (BLA)

I’d prefer a badge, please. 

Thank you, I didn’t feel like dragging you around.

That doesn’t relate to what you said… not in the least.

I knew that, my question is “Why?”.

Is it a cookie!? I was promised a cookie a while ago, and still haven’t gotten one… 


The hell? That’s a Rock-type move…

If I ever see one of those I will be sure to murder it violently, all thanks to you.

Does everyone in this region think that I’m an idiot? I’ve already used a TM before…

Well. I didn’t want to be in it anyways, meanie-pants! 

It was, wasn’t it? 

I… guess?

I should hope I do, unless that girl cheated me…

No… thanks to my type-chart… and Critical hits…

No we aren’t. I would not appreciate you stalking me “Advicer”, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!

Well, now that that unpleasantness is over, I can head back and find the witch, I guess.

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