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Pokémon Quartz #43


Apparently it’s back to sea

But first…


TO FISH! 



****. 



Oh god yes! 

Is there something wrong with me?


Ohoho… I know you. You’re the one who likes to use Splash. 


If I squint a little lot then it looks like a Squirtle.



Chemney breathing is the way of the future. 


Baro coerced me to name it this.


To sea… 


This is quite possibly the least effective lighthouse in the world.



Probably not the most popular beach on the island…

Or maybe it is. This is Corna…



This was definitely not worth the trip. 



A TIME LAPSE DOES NOT DIMINISH THE PAIN. 


He’s quite the urchin. 


Hey… I already caught one of you…


BEGONE.


Corna’s naming schemes never cease to amaze me. Not really, though.

And hopefully this isn’t part of Baro’s ocean. 


With R. Nixon? 

Sure. 


Wait, what? 

I don’t have a clue what that could be based on… The spawn of Cthulhu?


No need to worry. It’s been sent back to the abyss from whence it came…


Uh-huh. 


As you should be.


Penguins cannot survive in this climate… Or R. Nixon’s wrath.


I doubt that it will be that-


-SWEET JESUS IT CAME BACK. 


This time for good, hopefully… 


It’s a pun… 

Another pun…


“Oh wow that thingamajiggen is swimmin’, imma join it!”


Wait, what?

Another stalker…?


Welp… that sure is some sort of prawn… thing



With… no… gender…


Now the mystery will remain unsolved…


Don’t we all? 


But… we aren’t under water

Baro can influence people even here…


Pirates? 



You do realize that your captain is right there?


Not… not the most pirate-y names.


Also not very pirate-y…


Not strong, either.


Nor do you. 


Wasn’t it a myth?


OH GOD! 

Trashar Buya’s back. 


Did you mean to string those specific words together just now?





So you aren’t going to compare it to anything? 



This thing is pretty big…


So you must be quite familiar with the…


Did… did you just get a lot shorter? 

And gayer?


But your knowledge of the…

… can be matched by few, right?



Why would it be an academy? It’s even called a club… 


Well this was pointless.


Okay…


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Apparently all myths are true in Corna. 


I wonder…



Damnit.


There’s quite a lot of that deep water in here, I wond-

Wait…


I spy with my little eye a flaw. 




I wonder…


Darn malfunctioning pockets.


Solving my problems, one vaguely crown-shaped rock at a time.


Yay… Dust… 

That’s some interesting ****, eh?


That is definitely some sort of barrel attached to that dog’s neck…




The joke would probably have worked better if it had actually been female. 


That’s cheap.


I FEEL HER POWER.

And I’m scared…


Thank god… this will set things right.


There we are. 


What?




I’m going to regret this, aren’t I? 



There…. are no words…


How do you put a tear in your bag? 


Sorcerous bridge… 


Sorcerous door… 




That he did. 


This bridge isn’t sorcerous, at least…

Within yet more caves…


Apparently I’m on the peak now. 


Oh doesn’t everyone love ice puzzles? 



I don’t know how I jumped that, but it was pretty awesome…


Impostures everywhere. 


Jesus hell… That’s almost as bad as UNHOLYbear. 




She is.



Brrrd most definitely is the word. 


Time to head back now, I guess.


More Anguish of Tortoise.


Yeah… I guess I could just fly from the top, eh?



Yep.


Well… I guess next time I’ll have to man up and face…

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