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Pokémon Shiny Gold X – #11

POWER METAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Woe84AijdEU

(worst band of all time)

Alrighty…so…we were out in the middle of the ocean yesterday. And uh…where were we going again?

o.O I really didn’t want to know that…but…okay…


I just wish YOU were loose and limber.

Well…maybe not loose


mmmmmmm, yes, that is indeed how I do it.

Oh look a city in the middle of the ocean. I’m assuming this is where I’m supposed to be.


Get out of the way, *****.


bullsht it isn’t.


Maybe next time you can spell responsibility right >_>


What the hell? Why does everyone keep saying this?!? I HAVE FOUR BADGES!!


Wow Carlos, you’ve gone to a whole new level of suck. Naming people ???. That’s terrible.


WTF METANG?!?


My Flatulence was too powerful.


Crying to your uncle. That’s low.


That’s just my Flatulence getting to you. I’m terribly sorry..


You deserved it too.



Yeah…I thought you might need that. You misspelled responsibility and your grammar is horrid.


I already won this gym? Well that’s a relief!! (lawl)




Or you peni-wait. That word is probably censored on Poke Community. So never mind.


HAHA NOB. That HAD to be the work of Carlos.


Lung? Carlos, you’re getting a lot more clever…


HE EATS YOUR DREAMS


By my Flatulence.


Apparently NIECE has to be in all capital letters.


I almost feel sorry for her. Except not really.


What? I thought I already won!?


Whoa! I’m sorry! Don’t get so angry!

Yes, I thought we established this.



o.o that seems kinda harsh


o.o I’m a little scared…


a-are you pooping?


I think he is!


OH MY GOD HE JUST BROKE THAT ROCK WITH HIS FACE


We’re here to battle Pokemons, not fists.


FINALLY!


HAIRY MAMMA?

Oh yeah. Your Hariyama can’t even touch me. lolololol shadow ball rape


…oh. ******.



No comment.


My Flatulence just wasn’t strong enough…


Cindy > Everything else



How much wood can you chuck, Chuck?


Storm Badge? Wait, what?


a;lkjfaskl;djfaskl;djfasjf the tms from these gyms SUCK.


She’s trying to gather the courage to talk to me. It’s understandable, take your time.


I won’t accept your apology until you give me some….favors..


I got my eyes on you too


asl;djfaslk;jfsl;djfsdl;fj

I’ll be calling her at a later date. Rest assured.


Where’d she go?!?

hint: she’s behind the text box…naked


DOUCHE!


…no. I’m not a personal daycare service!


Apparently. Jasmine could’ve just had sex with me…but….


What’s so SECRET about it?

…..oh.


No. I’m on a f#$(^$ Lapras <_<


WHOA THERE BUDDY.

There’s a lot of drunken sailors around this town…


…I borrowed some of the alcohol from those sailors and uh…yeah. Not one of my shining moments.


Oh my god. It’s a butt pirate. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES


WHAT?! NOO!!


..will…do….


Well, considering what’s in it…I’m not entirely sure o.o


…be careful with it o.o


Oh, I am.


WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOU?


<_<


OH MY GOD IT’S CARLOS.

Wait, what? You didn’t beat me. Are you stoned or something?


What new Pokemon? LEMME SEEEE


Yeah, *****. You jealous?


…wait.

FLASHBACK:

…You already beat that gym!


Okay Zel, seriously, don’t use words like crap in a Pokemon game >_>


Newly discovered? I’ve known about this type for…what…over ten years now?


Thanks for the advice, advice-giving man.


Jitou? Wow Carlos, that’s like the worst one yet.


Yeah, because Jasmine’s in here


No thanks to you. Selfish *****.


<_<


SHUT THE HELL UP AND SUCK MY-

I mean…yes, let’s just battle..


Gatorade has no problems with Magneton.


Or Lairon.


…or Steelix.


And pretty much everything else in the universe.


Yay, minerals!! :3

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