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Pokémon Shiny Gold X – #16

before I begin, I’d like to let everyone know that there is exactly 69 screenshots in this episode.

LOLOLOLOLROFLROFLROFLROFLXDXDXDXDXDXDKNAIIALMoAOoOoO

Anyway.


I don’t care if you’re homosexual.

So there.


Yeah, I generally like to think I’m in top 5 or so coolest people on the planet.

In fact, the top 5 goes like this:

1. Bromar
2. Billy Murray
3. Broar
4. Me
5. Bill Murray’s genitals

So yeah. That’s about right.


I sense a lame switch-flipping puzzle in my future.


Well, usually I spend my time turning on women, not machines.

…Meh, there’s a first time for everything, I suppose.


WHOAWTFBBQ THERE WAS A DOOR THERE A SECOND AGO


If Pokemon was cool, I would totally make Bromar burn this door down. But NOOOO I have to go push switches in some undisclosed order <_<


Mind = blown


If I put my mind to it, anything is possible!

…Except flight. And spontaneous combustion. Man, now I’m depressed v_v


…damn it.


…damn it.


…<_<


Hmm? Perhaps you are referring to:

This delightful, family friendly, completely story driven Sylvester Stallone film that nobody has ever heard of?


…………………………………………

(foreshadowing, anyone?)


OMG ORGASM


I’m assuming this is for emergencies.


Fork over your forks!

Wait, what? Man, I’m really off my game today ._.


aSDFASDFASKFasdfjsldfjskld!3221111!11!11111onezeroelevensixty-nine


…Okay Sandslash, you’re learning one of the worst moves ever at level 42.

What kind of sick individual designed your level-up learnset?


Knowing Team Rocket, I’m sure you have some weird dominatrix stuff up your sleeve or something.


Oh, and here I thought I was finally gonna be able to progress without some idiot grunts getting in my way.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLLXDXDXDXROFLMAOLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLXDXDXD

(if you don’t get the joke, it’s like the Shiftry got a boner)

(yes, I realize probably 99.9% of you will get the joke)


Whoa. You just got approximately 1.34 times more epic, Nummers.


Oh god. Please don’t tell me that’s who I think it is…


Oh god damn it.


Ouch. That was a pretty vicious burn.


He’s at a loss for words.


Is anybody surprised?

I didn’t think so.


What the hell. Why are they at such horrendously low levels?!


Oh for god sakes.


lalalala


So, in other words, you guys are creepy stalkers?


FOR WHAT PURPOSE ARE YOU LAUGHING IN SUCH AN UNORTHODOX MANNER?!?!?!


It’s not like rescuing you has been my entire goal for the past seven and a half episodes (approximation).


What?! You mean there’s still more to do?!

Would I be letting a lot of people down if I comitted suicide right now?


Screw it.

*kills self*


OH, HEAVEN FORBID! IT’S NOT LIKE EVERY TRAINER IN THE UNIVERSE FORCES POKEMON TO BATTLE EACH OTHER. WHAT’S MORE CONTROLLING THAN THAT?

Oh, sorry, my caps lock was on. My bad everybody.


Sigh. More battling to do.


If I say no, do I have to battle you?

…Oh, who am I kidding? Yes.


Because you’re a SKANKY ***** with RED TEXT and a LOOSE VAGI-

Oh wait, people were giving me **** about censorship. Better leave that one out.


I’m known as HORSED1CK. Nice to meet you.


Ohhh, he’s dressed fancy. He must be better than everyone else.


ASKFDJASKDFJASKLFAJSDF


Never mind, Bromar is just way too good for you.


Ewwww redheads.


<_<


It’s been extremely tedious, but yes.


Yeah, I like to consider myself as one of the top 5 trainers in the world.

Actually, the list goes like this:

1. Bill Murray
2. My hair
3. Me
4. Bill Murray’s genitals
5. Bill Murray’s genitals when covered in sawdust

You may be asking, “what is that sawdust even doing?”

It adds, alright? It adds.


What exactly is he training for? Amateur porn? I mean, I guess Giovanni is pretty dang manly. I mean, just check out this insanely man-powered picture montage:

The manliest part is the part where he’s boxing a Chansey. I mean, seriously, that base 5 attack and defense must make it a pretty formidable opponent.


I’ve interfered with your plans like three times before. Why is anything different this time?


Well, I’m assuming this is the “last boss” of the rockets.

I doubt I’ll have any trouble.


Yeah.


I’m still not even sure what your “dream” was.


Thank.

God.


…>_>


Don’t I get some sort of shiny medal? Or like, a couple million in cash?


Oh. Awesome. Instead I get a f****** colorful WING.

Well, time to go own Carlos.


WTF? That bastard! He knows I’m better than him now so he ran away!

Oh well. Into the ice caves!!

MANLY MANLINESS:

CHECK THAT **** OUT.

Wait, that’s a Farfetch’d, isn’t it? Damn it, Google image search. You’ve failed me again.


@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@


TAKE, O take those lips away
That so sweetly were forsworn,
And those eyes, the break of day,
Lights that do mislead the morn:
But my kisses bring again,
Bring again—
Seals of love, but seal’d in vain,
Seal’d in vain!

And as blood quickly rushed to my nether regions,
I knew I must capture this blessed creature


And thus, our hearts forever entertwined.

So long, Dizzit. It’s been a fun ride…

Oh, you might be wondering what I named her.

…what? It stands for BADASS INCENDIARY GRENADES LEAPING OVER ARID DESERTS

If you were thinking something else, you clearly have a perverted mind.

Oh yeah, by the way:

Hell yes.

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