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Pokémon Quartz – #49


This is going to be ****ing hilarious.


…wait, what?


I’m serious, why did you word it the way you did?


Is it some sort of robot-plant?


Apparently I’m the only trainer in Corna that has any trouble getting Full Restores.


How couldn’t it happen, I think you mean.


Cans all over the damned place…


Oh, it looks like I’m getting clo-


OH GOD! THE WHITE, IT BURNS MY EYES!


I can’t see any entrance to this blinding monolith… I guess there’s only one thing to do.


…go back to the deep.

Why is there so much of that strange water-grass down here?


You never get used to it.


I kind of want to kick your ass for calling me ‘kiddo’…



That’s my favorite part.


Wait… wait… wait… wait…

…wait.

Oh dear god…


Still no damned entrance, how does anyone get to this freaking city?


Mermaids in Corna go “Ufufufufu” apparently. This was not something I ever needed to know.


Facing reality drowns Cornians, this explains so much.


Alright?


Why I am down here I do not know.


Holy ****, it’s one of the few Cornians that make sense.


And where would this entrance be, exactly?

bastard.



What the hell is with this place? Why exactly do they have to keep everyone out…?



WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO ****ING INTENT ON KEEPING ME OUT?


It looks like they didn’t count on Yahtzee’s badassery, though.

Alright, I wonder where everyone is…


Friend? Who are you, again?


…at baking?


Nah, I’d prefer to-



Dammit.

And no, we didn’t meet. You wandered up to me, spouted some nonsense, then flew away. At no point did either of us exchange greetings or in any other way ‘met’ one another.

Crackpot.



How the hell would anyone know this…?


Oh god they have x-ray vision.


I don’t want to, but you’re going to make me regardless, aren’t you?


Knew it…



Wait. Did you just mention that you were over 300 years old without elaborating at all…?

And who was this mag- Oh god, Baro.



Why do you keep using quotation marks like that?


And now you’ve just said ‘lawl’, fantastic…



Must I?




Well if a legend says it then it must be true.


I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.



…folk wisdom?


It always scares me when you guys pronounce ellipses like that.




I would prefer to get this done before I-


And apparently I’ve lost the ability to open doors, damned sorcery…


There isn’t much else I can do.


It’s so chaotic in here, what with the… err… rocks…


…and the sentient penises…


…and the sunli-

AREN’T I IN A CAVE?


And there goes the inexplicable sunlight.


And still no sunlight.


Somebody smashed the penis-mushroom, why would they do this?


It brought it on itself, what with its status effects.


Welcome back, sun.


I don’t understand what I’m doing right now.


And the room’s red now, awesome…


Is it just me or is the Chaos God lopsided…?


You almost look intimidating, little guy.


And Band Ambar planned to use this ability to power up electric types?


DRAIN HIM OF ALL LIFE, TEH-PRO!


****.


Double ****.


Triple s-

…you get it.



GODDAMMIT, STAY INSIDE THE BALL YOU GOD OF CHAOS YOU.


Dammit.



Wow, you’re almost useful, UNHOLYbear.





…mithology?

…Firing Chaos?

This makes little se-

Wait, Master of Chaos?


Alright guys, what are we going to call this little fella?

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  1. Nekomata
    December 13, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    Considering there’s a “Master of Chaos” that’s bigger than he is, call him Mid-Boss.
    Because it’s always time for a Disgaea refrence.

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