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Pokémon Quartz – #56


****, I’m still here.


I guess I’d better be proactive and try to find some way out of this hellhole…


Ugh… hi?

How did she get in my house…?


You’re like half an inch taller than me…




Sweet, maybe I can leverage that for favors? Like a ride back to civilization…


MORE CRAP!



At this point I would ride a raft of goddamned Babos’ to get out of here…




…screw you.


So I guess I’d better find something to do before the next boat leaves or something, eh?


Wait…

…who the **** is AKANE?


Well, unless you trademarked my name they can name whatever they damn well want after me.



Oh god, that pirate ****er has his own show now… WHAT THE HELL, CORNA?



Good for you, I guess?



Before I leave…


Oh god.

W-where’s Baro?



HE’S EVERYWHERE. D:

Six hours later…


How come I’ve never noticed this before?


Sure, privacy schmivacy…


Wait, what.


What the hell, mom, I’m only fourteen.


I don’t even want to know anymore; screw you, mom.


Alright, time to screw around before the SS Steven is ready to leave…


I know, we’ve met. You were busy ranting about capi-


Yeah, that… exactly that.



…what the christ, this is the same as before…


No.

I’m the strongest.

I have all the strength.


Is this island outside of Corna? If so, count me in!



…what?



GOODBYE, COR-


Well that was anticlimactic… are you sure we’ve left Corna?


Yes, this small bit of shoreline tells us everything we need to know about this island.

Seriously, what the hell?


Ugh… no.


YOU HAD BETTER, OR I WILL SIC UNHOLY BEAR ON YOU.

Sorry about that.


Look! Grass! Will the wonders ever cease?


I thought this was some sort of deserted island? Who the hell puts a sign on an uninhabited island?


Yeah, I don’t know either.



WHO’S PLACING ALL OF THESE NONSENSICAL, CRYPTIC KOANS EVERYWHERE?


…the he-


Holy ****.

A Pokemon from Corna (or maybe not) that doesn’t disgust me on some level…

I MUST HAVE IT.


Crap.


Take that, you cute little masked bird thing!


Goddamn.

Several hours later.


I’VE GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE BASTARD, I’VE ****ING GOT YOU!



It looks like a sage? Says who?

In any case, give this little guy a nickname and such.

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